Fruckin Uvula!!!

So this last weekend was pretty much made of fail. When we went to the dance recital, my cousin's dance was VERY LAST and i had to sit and watch a billion fucking children dance horribly on stage (there were some good dances too) while sitting behind a fucking infant that needed its diaper changed VERY BADLY!!! I was sitting there about to throw up because of the smell and the people who owned the child were just laughing and i was so pissed. THEN my mom, who was sitting next to me, had to know what song EVERY FUCKING PERSON was dancing to. Most of the time she didn't hear me the first time i would say it so i would have to REPEAT IT OVER AND OVER WITH A SORE FUCKING THROAT!!! It was terrible. By the time it was over, I was having a panic attack from sensory overload and my aunt had to take like 30 FUCKING MINUTES to take pictures when i was CLEARLY miserable.

Sunday I was about to die. I was sitting in church coming UBER close to falling asleep every five minutes. So, obviously seeing me completely dying, my pastor decides to preach until 1 FUCKING O'CLOCK droning on and on about the same thing. Then we get in the car. I look in the foldy sunblocky mirror thing and open my mouth to look at my throat. MY UVULA WAS GYNORMOUS AND BLOOD RED!!! It was so big that when i could muster up the courage to swallow, I ALMOST SWALLOWED MY FRUCKIN UVULA! It was gross. I showed my mom. FINALLY SHE DECIDES THAT I'M SICK AND NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.

 

So we get to the doctor and the waiting room is full. The nurse lady said the wait was 1-2 hours. So we sat there... and we sat there... and people started leaving... and people came in with serious medical issues that had to leave because the wait was too long... and finally they call my name. I get everything checked by the nurse. The nurse tells us that it'll just be a few minutes and the doctor will come in. WE WAITED A FUCKING HALF HOUR FOR THE DOCTOR!! Then he came in and asked me a bagillion questions then looked at my throat. "Well, you have a nice red swollen uvula" NO FUCKING DIP SHERLOCK!! Then he says, "Well, bacteria can do that sometimes." REALLY?? REALLY?? YOU'RE A FUCKING DOCTOR!!! I KNOW MORE THAN THAT!!! So we tell him that this one medicine doesn't work for me. What does he prescribe? THAT MEDICINE. We get my meds and i have to take them right? we open them up. I HAVE TO TAKE 3 FUCKING HORSE PILLS WITH A SORE THROAT!! 

The only thing good about this weekend was that yesterday, we FINALLY got around to seeing the 4th Pirates movie. It ROCKED! Nuff said. Seriously. 

TODAY: Just took one of my finals. It was pretty easy. I doodled on the back of it lol. I have another final later and that one will also be super easy. I'm so glad that I'm getting all my grades up. Might blog later today. ;3